Beet
Like the turnip, the beet is so special it is classified as a superfood, so we think you should get both!
Also not a fruit, but the BEET is our newest add-on in the world of "Final Fruit."
The beet, like all of Steve's Final Fruit, is handcrafted by him one at a time.
I won't beet around the bush; no two are exactly the same. Pair it up with the OG's; lemon, lime, and clementine, or root your humor in other punnies.
Do something different! Turn the beet around, crank up the beet, stomp the beet. Whatever you see fits your beet. Beet your own drum; just don't skip a beet!
We are sorry, our Beet does not contain anti-inflammatory properties or antioxidants.
Shown with standard Paul Fox cups, (of course they are not included)
Flipper Stack
Short Run! Only 15 available. Cannot guarantee how long these will be available. They are very time consuming to paint!
Our Flipper — the cig-to-cigarillo classic — has gotten a lot of love. So much love that we took it a step further and created the Flipper Stack. It’s a lit cigarette on one end, and a fully smoked stack on the other. A ghost of smokes past!
Utilize like the paddle move.
We don’t write your material for you, but we’re pretty confident our products will spark some fresh inspiration. Have fun with it!
For the younger generation; The Flipper made noise — cig to cigarillo, smooth as hell. But we weren’t done. Enter the Flipper Stack: one end burning, the other end smoked out like last night's regrets. It moves like the paddle — if you know, you know. We’re not ghostwriting your flow. But our gear? It talks. Loud. Let it fuel the madness. Run wild.
Hand painted - Lots of time in this!
Cow Egg
Because it's funny!
For a limited time! Yep it's a Malini egg cow egg. Made by Steve, one at a time! They are hand painted and function the same as our regular Malini egg.
No lines supplied. We think the look and the idea of the cow egg is enough inspiration!
Malini Egg Bag Instructional Video
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Malini Egg Bag Instructional Video by Steve Myers
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If you're interested in the Malini Egg Bag moves, then you've probably already studied the egg bag to some degree. With this straight-forward instructional in just under 20 minutes, you get down to the meat of "how to" without the fluff and filler. Steve dives right into the most important aspects and teaches you the moves using a custom-made egg bag, a highly visible egg, and a specialty birds-eye view, including picture-in-picture multi-angle views.
This is a digital download.
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Malini Egg Bag
Only a few left!
Our flagship item is our hand-cast Malini egg! It just makes sense to offer our favorite Malini Egg Bag too!
The Malini Egg Bag must be constructed in a special way with the perfect material to make the magic happen, and this Malini Egg Bag exemplifies the craftsmanship you wish for and the durability you need.
Currently available in black, or red.
Below you will have options to choose color as well as Steve's recommended reading, Ken Brooke & Friends & The Malini Egg Bag, and our Final Shot.
The Malini Egg
Our Best Seller!
No matter what type of egg you prefer I think we can all agree the blown egg is a burden. Even if you are proficient with the correct method to prepare a blown egg it is a messy process and who wants to travel with such a delicate shell?
While there are lots of different egg bags on the market, the Malini Egg bag has no equal. Performed properly it is poetry in motion and pure entertainment.
Finally, a better Malini Egg option is available.
Our Malini Egg:
- Proper size not too big and not too small.
- Proper weight.
- Excellent flow in the bag.
- NO SEAMS or HOLES to hide.
- Perfectly smooth.
- It won't peel or chip.
This egg is not a cheap, made in China, craft store egg. It is hand cast by Steve one at a time, made in an impact resistant material.
See also; Sucker silk to egg, final shot, and magnetic egg.
egg bag not included
The Comedy Legs Table
I watched Denny Haney perform his routine flawlessly many times! I listened to the complaints about the Bob Myers table. He loved the table but it had it's faults. |
He listed the next build for sale on the Denny & Lee website with this quote: "This is the best built mechanically correct Comedy Legs Table I've ever seen! Built for the road and built correctly in every way. I actually feel that Steve's Comedy Legs Table is finer than the one I've been using my entire career. It is the best made." What an honor!
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