PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASING: Our Final Fruit pieces are made by hand one at a time, from scratch like all of our products. "From scratch" means starting with nothing but an idea and raw materials. These are not mass-produced craft store items; they are true works of art that require time, patience, and specialized expertise to create. They are labor intensive and require costly molding procedures. Since Steve is not a robot, each batch could have variations and unique differences. We do not compromise quality or cut corners. We do listen to our customers. Over time we may tweak recipes and make small changes. The effort put in to making our goods today is the same effort we put in 5 years ago. If you feel our labor of love is overpriced, we encourage you to find artificial fruit elsewhere.
Turnip
$32.00
Ready to ship on Tuesday, January 21
Our latest "Final Fruit" addition isn't actually a fruit—it's a turnip!
What’s a turnip, you ask? It’s a root vegetable, similar to a radish, with a peppery, earthy flavor. While our turnip won't offer the same nutrients as the real deal, it also won't grow mold, stink, or turn mushy if left in your case.
Turnips are perfect for clever wordplay and puns. Magic not going your way? Don’t worry, another job will turnip!
Like all the items in our Final Fruit collection, this turnip is handcrafted by Steve, one at a time—no mass production here! Get 'em while they are available!
Shown with standard Paul Fox cups (not included).
Approximate size 2 1/4" x 2 5/8" averaging about 3.5 ounces in weight.
Kiss my Hass, Avocado
$32.00
We are working hard to keep our top sellers in stock. If listed as sold out, please email Jen to get an ETA on availability. [email protected]
Tired of the same old final load fruit? Want to change up your patter? Looking for something fresh and fun? Avocadabra, Bravocado, Holy Guacamole! Kiss my Hass,
I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
Did You Know?
Fun Facts about Avocados:
- Avocados are technically large berries.
- Avocados have more potassium than bananas.
- The Nahuatl (Aztec) word for avocado is ahuacatl, which also means "testicle" in English.
- Avocado trees make great house plants!
- There are more than 500 types of avocados in the world!
- To ripen an avocado quickly, put it in a paper bag with a banana.
You can't make guacamole with our Avocado but you can make great memories! Something different and unique in final load fruit for your chop cup and cups and balls!
Made in the same material as all of our Final Fruit, one at a time, by Steve.
Modeled after the famed Hass variety. Approximate size; 2.75" tall x 2.25" thick, 3.9 ounces. Shown in standard Paul Fox cup.
Final Fruit Standard Lemon
$32.00
2Our Standard Lemon is far from sour - in fact it's so sweet we think you'll want more than just one! Standard Lemon weighs in at 3.2 ounces and will fit just right as your final load for your PF cups, or cups with a mouth diameter of 2.5" or more.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Final Fruit Lime
$32.00
This beautiful ripe green lime will compliment your chop cup, cups and balls or Benson Bowl routine. Like the clementine, this weighs in at 2.65 ounces.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Final Fruit Clementine
$32.00
This Cutie, a.k.a. Clementine weighs in at an average of 2.65 ounces. Rich in color - it will stand out as the freshest fruit in your basket! Perfect to pair up with your standard Paul Fox cups or any cup with a 2.5" mouth diameter.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Olives
$40.00
Handmade by Steve, one at a time!
AVAILABLE AS COMBO SET (1 hot / 3 cold)
Each is Approximately one inch long.
We do not recommend using the cherries or olives in jiggers, or minis, as they need a bit of space to allow for attraction / orientation.
Olives are currently available in combo sets only. The olive is designed, molded and completely hand made, and finished by Steve. They are a very time consuming process start to finish!
Non talky.
Cherries
$36.00
Currently available:
- COMBO SET (3 cold/1hot)
We do not recommend using the cherries or olives in jiggers, or minis, as they need a bit of space to allow for attraction / orientation.
Our Cherry is modeled after the famed California CJ Olson Cherry. They measure approximately one inch, just the perfect size for sweetening up your cups and balls, or chop cup routines. They are stemless. Available in chopped or not, also known as "hot" and "cold".
The cherry is hand made by Steve. They are a time consuming process start to finish! Washable. Quiet. Rubber.
note for example purposes: If you would like to buy a combo set PLUS singles as backups, please add the combo set to your cart, then revisit the item and add singles to the cart.
Strawberries
$10.00 - $15.00
Only a few left!
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! Only hot strawberries left!
Time for the strawberries to retire. When they are gone - they're gone.
The strawberry is designed, molded and completely hand made, and finished by Steve. They are a time consuming process start to finish! Washable, and quiet. Rubber. Sold by the single strawberry.
Our strawberries measure a tad over one inch, just the perfect size to sweeten up your cups and balls, or chop cup routines. Available in chopped or not, also known as "hot" and "cold".
note for example purposes: If you would like 3 standard and 1 chopped please add three non gimmicked to your cart and then return to the item and add your gimmicked option.
MORE FINAL LOAD FRUIT!
Lil' Pumpkin
$32.00
Sold out
Whether you use this as a final load for cups and balls, or perform another routine requiring fruit that looks genuine, we think this lil' pumpkin is a great addition to your collection! Weighing in at approximately 4 ounces, and standing 2 1/2" tall, 2 1/2" wide with a circumference of 7 1/2".
It's just gourd-geous!
Thanks Mike Misko for the wit!
Care instructions included
On Sale
On Sale
Potato
$32.00
$25.00
We offer you this Yukon Gold look-alike fresh out of the dirt to add to your magic repertoire. This spud is guaranteed to never grow eyes, and will take a beating! Made of the same material as all other SMM Final Fruit, one at a time by Steve.
Nothing mass produced here. Everything is made with the highest quality ingredients available, in our little shop on the Eastern Shore of Maryland! Approx 2 1/4" x 2 1/2" - 3 ounces.
Nothing mass produced here. Everything is made with the highest quality ingredients available, in our little shop on the Eastern Shore of Maryland! Approx 2 1/4" x 2 1/2" - 3 ounces.
Final Fruit Standard Lemon
$32.00
2Our Standard Lemon is far from sour - in fact it's so sweet we think you'll want more than just one! Standard Lemon weighs in at 3.2 ounces and will fit just right as your final load for your PF cups, or cups with a mouth diameter of 2.5" or more.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Final Fruit Lime
$32.00
This beautiful ripe green lime will compliment your chop cup, cups and balls or Benson Bowl routine. Like the clementine, this weighs in at 2.65 ounces.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Final Fruit Clementine
$32.00
This Cutie, a.k.a. Clementine weighs in at an average of 2.65 ounces. Rich in color - it will stand out as the freshest fruit in your basket! Perfect to pair up with your standard Paul Fox cups or any cup with a 2.5" mouth diameter.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
"As long as the human mind delights in mysteries,
so long it will love magic and be entertained by magicians."
HARRY KELLAR
so long it will love magic and be entertained by magicians."
HARRY KELLAR
