PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASING: Our Final Fruit pieces are made by hand one at a time, from scratch like all of our products. "From scratch" means starting with nothing but an idea and raw materials. These are not mass-produced craft store items; they are true works of art that require time, patience, and specialized expertise to create. They are labor intensive and require costly molding procedures. Since Steve is not a robot, each batch could have variations and unique differences. We do not compromise quality or cut corners. We do listen to our customers. Over time we may tweak recipes and make small changes. The effort put in to making our goods today is the same effort we put in 5 years ago. If you feel our labor of love is overpriced, we encourage you to find artificial fruit elsewhere.
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SLIGHTLY Bigger Lime
$32.00
$25.00
Small batch, only 25 available. When they are gone, they're gone.
These are exactly like our normal Final Fruit Lime, just SLIGHTLY bigger.
(see photos for comparison)
This beautiful ripe green lime will compliment your chop cup, cups and balls or Benson Bowl routine. Like our clementine, this weighs in at 2.65 ounces.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Final Fruit Navel Orange
$42.00 - $45.00
Back by popular demand, our handcrafted Final Fruit Navel Oranges are back and now available in two sizes — KING and QUEEN — to perfectly suit your preferred cups.
KING Size:
- Designed for larger cups with broad shoulders and deeper interiors (recommended depth: 3"+). Best suited for XL cups with a mouth diameter of 3 1/4" or more. Fits the Tim Star Chop Cup very nicely.
- Actual fruit diameter: 3"
- Average weight: 7.8 oz
QUEEN Size:
- Slightly smaller fits in large cups such as the Ken Brooke Master Cup or Don Alan Chop Cup with a 3" opening.
- Actual fruit diameter: 2 7/8"
- Average weight: 6.7 oz
Each piece is individually handmade, so each batch we make may vary in color.
Bring realism and impact to your final loads with the perfect balance of size, weight, and craftsmanship. Your cups deserve Final Fruit!
Turnip
$32.00
Our latest "Final Fruit" addition isn't actually a fruit—it's a turnip!
What’s a turnip, you ask? It’s a root vegetable, similar to a radish, with a peppery, earthy flavor. While our turnip won't offer the same nutrients as the real deal, it also won't grow mold, stink, or turn mushy if left in your case.
Turnips are perfect for clever wordplay and puns. Magic not going your way? Don’t worry, another job will turnip!
Like all the items in our Final Fruit collection, this turnip is handcrafted by Steve, one at a time—no mass production here! Get 'em while they are available!
Shown with standard Paul Fox cups (not included).
Approximate size 2 1/4" x 2 5/8" averaging about 3.5 ounces in weight.
Kiss my Hass, Avocado
$32.00
Tired of the same old final load fruit? Want to change up your patter? Looking for something fresh and fun? Avocadabra, Bravocado, Holy Guacamole! Kiss my Hass,
I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
Did You Know?
Fun Facts about Avocados:
- Avocados are technically large berries.
- Avocados have more potassium than bananas.
- The Nahuatl (Aztec) word for avocado is ahuacatl, which also means "testicle" in English.
- Avocado trees make great house plants!
- There are more than 500 types of avocados in the world!
- To ripen an avocado quickly, put it in a paper bag with a banana.
You can't make guacamole with our Avocado but you can make great memories! Something different and unique in final load fruit for your chop cup and cups and balls!
Made in the same material as all of our Final Fruit, one at a time, by Steve.
Modeled after the famed Hass variety. Approximate size; 2.75" tall x 2.25" thick, 3.9 ounces. Shown in standard Paul Fox cup.
Final Fruit Standard Lemon
$32.00
Our Standard Lemon is far from sour - in fact it's so sweet we think you'll want more than just one! Standard Lemon weighs in at 3.2 ounces and will fit just right as your final load for your PF cups, or cups with a mouth diameter of 2.5" or more.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Final Fruit Lime
$32.00
This beautiful ripe green lime will compliment your chop cup, cups and balls or Benson Bowl routine. Like the clementine, this weighs in at 2.65 ounces.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Final Fruit Clementine
$32.00
This Cutie, a.k.a. Clementine weighs in at an average of 2.65 ounces. Rich in color - it will stand out as the freshest fruit in your basket! Perfect to pair up with your standard Paul Fox cups or any cup with a 2.5" mouth diameter.
Shown with PF standard cups, not included.
Picture of all fruit together for size comparison.
Olives
$40.00
Only a few left!
Handmade by Steve, one at a time!
Regularly AVAILABLE AS COMBO SET (1 hot / 3 cold)
Chopped set available for a limited time.
Each is Approximately one inch long.
We do not recommend using the cherries or olives in jiggers, or minis, as they need a bit of space to allow for attraction / orientation.
Olives are currently available in combo sets only. The olive is designed, molded and completely hand made, and finished by Steve. They are a very time consuming process start to finish!
Non talky.
Cherries
$36.00
Currently available:
- COMBO SET (3 cold/1hot)
We do not recommend using the cherries or olives in jiggers, or minis, as they need a bit of space to allow for attraction / orientation.
Our Cherry is modeled after the famed California CJ Olson Cherry. They measure approximately one inch, just the perfect size for sweetening up your cups and balls, or chop cup routines. They are stemless.
The cherry is hand made by Steve. They are a time consuming process start to finish! Washable. Quiet. Rubber.
Hot and cold would refer to as chopped or not.
Strawberries
$50.00
Only a few left!
Retired, but back again. Like many retirees, our hand-crafted strawberries discovered that retirement wasn’t for them. After a period of rest, reflection, and repeated requests from performers who know exactly how much work goes into making one properly, they’re making a comeback.
These strawberries are still made entirely by hand and still take a ton of time to produce. Because of that, they’re available again only in very limited quantities and at revised pricing that reflects the reality of their construction.
The strawberry is designed, molded and completely hand made, and finished by Steve. They are a time consuming process start to finish! Washable, and quiet. Rubber. Sold as a combo set only, 3 cold, 1 hot.
Our strawberries measure a tad over one inch, just the perfect size to sweeten up your cups and balls, or chop cup routines.
Hot refers to chopped, cold refers to not chopped.
Beet
$32.00
Coming back in stock soon! Check back Feb 1. 2026
Like the turnip, the beet is so special it is classified as a superfood, so we think you should get both!
Also not a fruit, but the BEET is our newest add-on in the world of "Final Fruit."
The beet, like all of Steve's Final Fruit, is handcrafted by him one at a time.
I won't beet around the bush; no two are exactly the same. Pair it up with the OG's; lemon, lime, and clementine, or root your humor in other punnies.
Do something different! Turn the beet around, crank up the beet, stomp the beet. Whatever you see fits your beet. Beet your own drum; just don't skip a beet!
We are sorry, our Beet does not contain anti-inflammatory properties or antioxidants.
Shown with standard Paul Fox cups, (of course they are not included)
Lil' Pumpkin
$32.00
Sold out
Whether you use this as a final load for cups and balls, or perform another routine requiring fruit that looks genuine, we think this lil' pumpkin is a great addition to your collection! Weighing in at approximately 4 ounces, and standing 2 1/2" tall, 2 1/2" wide with a circumference of 7 1/2".
It's just gourd-geous!
Thanks Mike Misko for the wit!
Care instructions included
"As long as the human mind delights in mysteries,
so long it will love magic and be entertained by magicians."
HARRY KELLAR
so long it will love magic and be entertained by magicians."
HARRY KELLAR
